They Can’t Hack Your Computer If It's Hooded

Cybersecurity advice from the KKK's top IT guy.

Brothers,

A group of lowlives who call themselves "Anonymous" are coming after our private information. You're probably asking yourself, "What kind of organization would hide behind masks, conducting secret meetings about harming the lives of innocent people?" It's a cowardly, heinous practice, no doubt.

To avoid having your identity exposed, here are some quick cybersecurity tips from me, Carl -- I mean -- the nameless KKK IT guy.

Cover Your Computer With Hoods
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This tried-and-true tradition provides impenetrable protection of your identity.
Change Your Password From "WhitePower1234"
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Pick a more complex password, like "WhitePower4321" or "WhitePower6969".
Beware Of Phishing
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Don't fall victim to the hacktivists' deceptive tactics.
Choose More Challenging Security Questions
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The answer shouldn't always be "WHITE!"
Conceal Important Files
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It's like it isn't even there!

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