It's time to update the Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon metric for who knows who in Hollywood with an entirely new focal point: the Kardashians.
Seriously, the Kardashian web is so vast and all-encompassing, we're certain it's possible that at least one of the family members could be connected to any earth-dwelling human being. Bedouin sheep farmer? Kendall worked with him on a photo shoot at the base of Mt. Everest. 13-year-old Thai orphan? Kim tried to adopt her.
But we don't have to go to those great lengths to link Kourtney and Lindsay Lohan, who spent Wednesday together gallivanting around London. Apparently, they are twins who hang out allllll the time, like it's the early 2000s or something.
Kardashian, who hopped across the pond to attend the Glamour Awards, is apparently close enough with Lohan to even share the same dress. We get it. You like each other.
The pairing might come as surprise, but the Kardashians and Lohan are far from strange bedfellows. Lohan famously attended Kim's fairytale wedding to Kris Humphries in 2011 (and stole a dance with Kim's godfather, Sugar Ray Leonard) and the crew was known to enjoy a night out or two back in Lohan's heyday.
To those begging for photographic evidence of such gatherings, feast your eyes on these images of pre-Kanye Kim, pre-rehab Lindsay and Kourtney looking exactly the same as she does now tearing up the dance floor at the 2006 Playstation 3 launch party.
We repeat. FEAST YOUR EYES.