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01/28/2016 12:55 pm ET Updated Jan 28, 2016

World's Greatest Athlete Plays Ping-Pong With His Penis (NSFW)

Nothing like using your own equipment.

Call it peen-pong.

Video is circulating of a man who appears to use his penis as a paddle to hit a table tennis ball. And it's a great return!

You can see the family-friendly version here...

.... but if you desire the full-frontal forehand smash, click here.

And lest you think this schlong-wielding shotmaker is an anatomical aberration on the Internet, think again

Players like this are so dong-gone good they don't even need to grip the bat.

And it's comforting to know that if they lose a ball, they have a spare pair on them.

Nothing like bringing your own equipment.

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