Seeing Gordon Ramsay In A Restaurant You're At Is Either A Good Sign, Or A Bad One

Seeing Gordon Ramsey in a restaurant that you’re eating at is either a very good sign, or a very bad sign. from Showerthoughts

Samsung can put an entire pen in their phone yet Apple can't keep a headphone jack in theirs. from Showerthoughts

Ripping off the tiniest bit of your sandwich and watching all the birds fight over it whilst you sit and eat the rest is a great analogy for how wealth is distributed in the world. from Showerthoughts

The people of ‘r/Arkansas’ must be annoyed that ‘r/Kansas’ already exists from Showerthoughts

Cop cars parked without officers in them are like scarecrows for crime from Showerthoughts

Maybe medieval people happened upon a T-Rex fossil and came to a relatively logical conclusion that dragons existed. from Showerthoughts

Typing 99 into a microwave equals 99 seconds and typing 100 equals 60 seconds. from Showerthoughts

Loading/Progress bars are kinda just there to make us feel like something is happening, not to accurately tell us how long something will take. from Showerthoughts

People who have had Dwayne Johnson as an upstairs neighbour have literally been living under a rock from Showerthoughts

One day, you will purchase a grocery that has an expiration date that you will not be around for from Showerthoughts

You never really notice how often you wash your hands until you have a band-aid on your finger. from Showerthoughts

“Red Bull gives you wings” sounds more like a health warning than a slogan. from Showerthoughts

Vacations are fun because we're a spectator of that society, rather than an active participant from Showerthoughts

It takes all four elements to rip a bong. from Showerthoughts

Typing “www.” before a web address is a good sign that you’re old. from Showerthoughts

If someone looks rich, they might not actually be rich because they spent all of their money to look rich from Showerthoughts

Out of all the websites on the entire internet, most people keep to the same ~10 sites from Showerthoughts

All polls are skewed towards those willing to take part in polls from Showerthoughts

There are more syllables in ‘www’ than there are in ‘World Wide Web’. from Showerthoughts

If The creators of Spongebob received royalties for memes they would be the first trillion dollar T.V. series. from Showerthoughts

In life, you are first told that you are too young to understand. Then after a certain time period, you’re suddenly too old to understand. from Showerthoughts