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NYC Pizza Rat Is Now A Sexy Halloween Costume End Of Headline

It's official. No one needs a reason to do anything anymore.

Halloween costumes are like Michael Bolton albums, even if the word "sexy" is attached, it always ends up being very sad when you put one on.

The NYC rat who captured our hearts when he captured that giant slice of pizza is now a sexy Halloween costume, because nacsjbaicjsvlkjbvbablfdk.*

Now, you too can walk around your Halloween party for hours meeting your friends' puzzled looks with "Eh? ... EH??"

"PIZZA RAT!" you'll finally reveal pretentiously, before your friends fade into the huddled masses to drink the rest of your alcohol.

Happy Halloween!

 

*Nope. I refuse to even think of a half-joking reason. Nope.

 

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