10/20/2006 07:10 pm ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Shock GOP TV spot! Vote Republican or....


...Cut & Run Democrats will force your crippled grandmother to enter into a gay marriage with an illegal-alien, lesbian dog (ceremony jointly officiated by Nancy Pelosi and Osama bin Laden), then encourage WMD-bearing Iraqi terrorists to blow her up with a dirty bomb on their bestial honeymoon at an NFL game refereed by Hillary Clinton (preceded by a performance of communist anthems by the Dixie Chicks - naked except for a giant Old Glory that they will set on fire as they sing) AND (worst of all) - the Dems will then raise your taxes!

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