Every week, we round up the best 140-character quips and insights from our esteemed blogging team -- and other equally awesome teen tweeters. Scroll down to read the latest batch and share your own suggestions by following @HuffPostTeen!
If I cry to the guy who's gonna fix my computer do U think he won't judge me for having a Zanessa screensaver??
— Abigail Breslin (@yoabbaabba) May 29, 2015
me: mum I wish I had green eyes instead of black
— justina sharp (@bentpieceofwire) May 29, 2015
bro: but then they wouldn't match ur soul
me:
me:
me: did u just
I got a blank space, baby,
— Jimmy Haney (@JimmyHaneyGuy) May 27, 2015
And it's that paper due tomorrow.
"I'm gonna write" I say but I really mean I'm gonna sleep and watch Netflix and maybe even read a book but I'm definitely not gonna write
— sam goodyear (@sammygoodz) May 22, 2015
I JUST ATE AN ENTIRE FAMILY SIZED PIZZA I AM CLEARLY NOT MATURE ENOUGH TO HANDLE A BANK ACCOUNT AND BEGIN PUTTING TOGETHER LIFE SAVINGS
— Jackson Barnett (@jacksonbarnett) May 25, 2015
PSA: LAUGH MORE WORRY LESS AND FLUSH PUBLIC TOILETS WITH YOUR FOOT NOT YOUR HANDS
— klo (@flaherty_k) May 24, 2015
the awkward moment when you write hags in someone's yearbook but they write you a paragraph
— Lindsey McFadden (@lindsey0230) May 29, 2015
Hulu Plus should change their name to Netflix Minus
— Ellen Daniels (@LNDANIELSS) May 29, 2015
the sound my retainer makes when i take it out in the morning is really sexy
— breezus (@briiannawelsh) May 24, 2015
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