This article was originally posted on Inverse.
On Tuesday, the CIA uploaded 12 million declassified pages onto a searchable online database -- the first time that these documents had been viewable anywhere other than on four computers in a single room in Washington D.C. The CREST database, which stands for CIA Records Search Tool, contains an astounding number of documents on a variety of topics dating back to the 1940s.
Some of these documents are about important, world-changing topics. Others are truly weird and mundane. Here are ten of the strangest ones that Inverse found while searching through the database. It's not immediately clear why the CIA had all these documents, many of which were newspaper or magazine clippings, in its archives. All that matters is that they were important to the agency, for whatever reason, at some point in time.
This 1981 article reports that the Pentagon had spent $6 million on psychic warfare, including attempts to crack Soviet codes with ESP, and a proposed missile defense system over the north pole that would suck enemy nukes into the past. These missiles would then kill dinosaurs, or something, leaving present-day America unscathed.
Don't let it be said that the CIA doesn't have a sense of humor. This document, simply titled "Soviet Jokes for the DDCI" lists several knee-slappers about the U.S.S.R. Maybe they were funnier at the time.
This, uh, interesting 1974 document was produced by the National Caucus of Labor Committees after it "uncovered a vicious CIA scheme against it, a scheme which was to use victims of brainwashing as the enactors of assassination." It's a lot to take in.
This document from 1973 records the attempts of two men, Harold Sherman and Ingo Swann, as they attempted to conduct a psychic probe of Jupiter in order to test their abilities and see what the gas giant was really like. The pair conducted their probes separately, and then shared their results with one another. They hoped that NASA's Pioneer 10 module, which was about to pass Jupiter, might be able to verify some of their psychic claims.
This document, titled "'Magician' walks into the laboratory," is a translated document about a "magician" who can create windows into unknown worlds in Tbilisi, Georgia. It is enthusiastic, and utterly bewildering.
You know how in the movie Men in Black, Tommy Lee Jones's character reads trashy tabloid magazines because they often have the real scoop on whatever crazy alien activities are happening on Earth? Well, the CIA had this cheap-looking magazine in its classified archives. Just something to think about.
This 1966 article from the Arizona Republic was headlined "UFO Hush Blamed on CIA Men," which is a pretty perfect headline, in my humble opinion.
This 1975 report from the Weekly Surveyor reports of "a review of Soviet literature" from the 1960s indicating that the Russians were leading the United States in the crucial areas of "electrostatics of telekinesis" and "the construction of remote physiological monitors," among other things.
This memorandum, which reached Secretary of State Henry Kissinger, lays out a laundry list of propaganda at the U.S.' expense, including reports of racial unrest in the States and American soldiers committing war crimes in Asia. (To be fair, there probably was some truth to that.) It also notes that Americans supposedly stole Nazi gold in 1945.
On August 4, 1954, someone at the CIA had to send everyone a message instructing all employees to return their empty Coke bottles to the vending machine when they were done drinking them. In other words, the weirdest thing we learned about the CIA is that its got petty office politics, just like any mundane office job.
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