Update: Trump campaign manager Corey Lewandowski has been fired. So, this article is really more of a replacement manual than a comedy post now.
Previously: Donald Trump's campaign manager, Corey Lewandowski, was charged with battery last Tuesday after he allegedly assaulted a reporter at an event in Florida.
The Trump camp denies any wrongdoing -- SHOCK -- but just in case Lewandowski is eventually removed from his post, the Internet united to help find a sufficient replacement for him under the hashtag #NewTrumpCampaignManager.
Pizza Squirrel #NewTrumpCampaignManager pic.twitter.com/GIivUQg1RQ
— Portmanteau Jones (@SadlyCatless) April 5, 2016
#NewTrumpCampaignManager That guy from A Flock of Seagulls pic.twitter.com/XSga9E2hdj
— The Hashtag Game (@TheHashtagGame) April 5, 2016
Carrot Top #NewTrumpCampaignManager @lancegould @HuffPostComedy pic.twitter.com/aiMkWdYQf5
— Jillian⚡️ (@Pheramuse) April 5, 2016
Joey Buttafuoco #NewTrumpCampaignManager pic.twitter.com/MfInHVAco8
— lancegould (@lancegould) April 5, 2016
#NewTrumpCampaignManager .@ProofingHulk pic.twitter.com/NJIaKRk5Ve
— Throwback Turdsday (@tbturdsday) April 5, 2016
when u sittin by the phone waitin on ur invite 2 b the #NewTrumpCampaignManager pic.twitter.com/KL0jVwYsr4
— carson misner (@carsonmisner) April 5, 2016
#NewTrumpCampaignManager DRUMPF and DRUMPFER pic.twitter.com/O50YAD9ZrJ
— HRC #HerTimeIsNow (@mlisalebeau) April 5, 2016
#NewTrumpCampaignManager @HuffPostComedy whoever his cell mate turns out to be...
— chaosmind (@chaosmind) April 5, 2016
Ladies and gentleman, introducing the #NewTrumpCampaignManager pic.twitter.com/88QSN3xe0n
— Anybody But Trump (@nybodybutTrump) April 5, 2016
#NewTrumpCampaignManager@HuffPostComedy
— Ismael Maldonado (@IsmaelMaldonado) April 5, 2016
Vigo!!!! pic.twitter.com/NoPXkfosxv
#NewTrumpCampaignManager pic.twitter.com/X3sdbEsYv2
— Uncle Juice (@PimpBillClinton) April 5, 2016
#NewTrumpCampaignManager pic.twitter.com/aSAt38MMc7
— Bren_One (@Bren_one) April 5, 2016
#NewTrumpCampaignManager pic.twitter.com/VgGBZsdu62
— Dan in Real Life (@dannyreallife) April 5, 2016
A wet sock that has been left in a puddle #NewTrumpCampaignManager pic.twitter.com/yQlaPnKH1U
— Mark Dallas (@RealMarkDallas) April 5, 2016
#NewTrumpCampaignManager Trump needs to soften his message a bit, so maybe this guy: pic.twitter.com/wKzogZWZiW
— Lando Kardashian (@LandoKardashian) April 5, 2016
Jake, from State Farm!#NewTrumpCampaignManager pic.twitter.com/au4PFz0cSl
— Mr. Big 'n Squeezy (@BigEnuff) April 5, 2016
Dark Helmet #NewTrumpCampaignManager pic.twitter.com/0aQBYGeEKT
— Mr. Bagels (@fartbagels) April 5, 2016
Dooneese #NewTrumpCampaignManager pic.twitter.com/S8ScIfJiXM
— Brew_SSsss (@Brew_SSsss) April 5, 2016
#NewTrumpCampaignManager The creepy Windows 7 paperclip pic.twitter.com/HgDbVXXqQN
— Uncle Fezter (@zolaris64) April 5, 2016
Stacey Dash #NewTrumpCampaignManager @lancegould @HuffPostComedy pic.twitter.com/Kh7bFTISjW
— MyLittleGarrone (@MyLittleGarrone) April 5, 2016
#NewTrumpCampaignManager pic.twitter.com/ROFuD7ZUh6
— Michael G (@fauxlifecoach) April 5, 2016
#NewTrumpCampaignManager pic.twitter.com/Uv8r23vR8j
— Michael O'Toole (@Michael_Oh2L) April 5, 2016
A mirror #NewTrumpCampaignManager
— PunkAssE (@PunkassE) April 5, 2016
#NewTrumpCampaignManager pic.twitter.com/skRsQHEmoA
— Emerson Rottun Eggs (@russell_herndon) April 5, 2016
The mayhem guy from the Allstate commercials. #NewTrumpCampaignManager pic.twitter.com/tvw5tKmyo0
— maria lia calvo (@MariaLiaCalvo) April 5, 2016
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