The "Many People" of Donald Trump

He is so busy feeding his ego he would forget to feed the dependent creature in his charge. Here's to medical science and the hope that they can find a cure for "many people." AKA The Trumpenhauser Syndrome.
08/16/2016 05:38 pm ET Updated Aug 17, 2017

Whenever Donald Trump uses the phrase "many people are saying" he be referring to the voices he hears inside his own head. It appears to this untrained observer that there are many people crammed in there, like those in a circus clown car or in a tiny closet in a Marx Brothers movie; all of them fools, one of them Stalin, one of them Mr.Kurtz from "Heart of Darkness," one of them Putin, one of them Lee Harvey Oswald, and one of them Don Juan, and none of them responsible enough to trust your child or grandchild or your dog or cat in his care. He is so busy feeding his ego he would forget to feed the dependent creature in his charge. Here's to medical science and the hope that they can find a cure for "many people." AKA The Trumpenhauser Syndrome.