#TrumpNarratesPlanetEarth Goes Pretty Much The Way You'd Expect

Don't worry about global warming. We're going to build a new Earth, a bigger Earth, it will be the best Earth ever #TrumpNarratesPlanetEarth

— Kelsey (@PoliticKels) November 15, 2016

#TrumpNarratesPlanetEarth Third planet from the sun? When I'm in charge, we'll be the first.

— Liza Perkins (@eliza_cap) November 15, 2016

I could stand in the middle of a national park and kill Cecil the Lion and still not lose votes! #TrumpNarratesPlanetEarth

— Megan Martin (@Adsgirl26) November 15, 2016

The rhino is going extinct because they don't know how to win. Losers. #TrumpNarratesPlanetEarth @HuffPostComedy

— Jason Lefthand (@jasonlefthand) November 15, 2016

That Mother Earth. She's a nasty woman.
#TrumpNarratesPlanetEarth

— Henry Chinaski (@jfredrick99) November 15, 2016

What you see here is the elusive Weasel. Now, watch carefully as I mimic it's every behavior for the next decade. #TrumpNarratesPlanetEarth

— President J. Turnip (@realDolnadTrump) November 15, 2016

Oceans are only blue on a map b/c I didn't campaign there. If had, they'd be red. Like that sea. #TrumpNarratesPlanetEarth @HuffPostComedy

— Laurie Crosswell 🌞 (@lauriecrosswell) November 15, 2016

America doesn't have the giraffes. SAD. We are losing and we need to build up our giraffes. #TrumpNarratesPlanetEarth

— Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) November 15, 2016

"She had lava coming out of her mantle. Coming out of her... Wherever."#trumpnarratesplanetearth

— Jose Antonio Ojeda (@ojedasbodega) November 15, 2016

Zoo Animals are losers. Animals in Zoos are not heroes. They were captured. #TrumpNarratesPlanetEarth

— Brandon Cloud (@theclobra) November 15, 2016

David Attenborough... I'd like to punch him in the face.

#TrumpNarratesPlanetEarth

— Nate Zeman (@natezemanphoto) November 15, 2016

Penguins. I love penguins. Who doesn't? I can't help myself around penguins. Bill Clinton has done far worse. #TrumpNarratesPlanetEarth

— Jessica Wilder (@JessicaNexus) November 15, 2016

The solar system is rigged! #TrumpNarratesPlanetEarth

— Michael Blackman (@ParaComedian09) November 15, 2016

Male grizzlies will sometimes EAT their daughters... so, y'know, there's some perspective for you. #TrumpNarratesPlanetEarth @HuffPostComedy pic.twitter.com/M7wgky0prM

— Ben Hooper (@BenHooperWrites) November 15, 2016

The Canadian geese are flying across are border! #TrumpNarratesPlanetEarth

— Sean Comitz (@Seancomitz) November 15, 2016

This polar bear is thin because it can't hunt. It's a loser. Low energy. Climate change a hoax! #TrumpNarratesPlanetEarth @HuffPostComedy

— Richard Jeter 📎 (@MilesToGo13) November 15, 2016

Ah, The Mississippi.
Beautiful river.
Beautiful.
Water coming out its gulf.
Water coming out of its whatever.#TrumpNarratesPlanetEarth

— Don't Stop B.Lievens (@LievensATweet) November 15, 2016

Voice over: Male seahorses carry the young
Trump: WRONG
VO: Lionesses do 90% of the hunting
Trump: WRONG

#TrumpNarratesPlanetEarth

— Lynleigh Mead (@lynleigh_mead) November 15, 2016

This gazelle isn’t a war hero. It was captured by that lion. I like animals who weren’t captured. #TrumpNarratesPlanetEarth

— Katie Gardner (@katiegardner) November 15, 2016

All the solar system sent us were their meteors and asteroids. I can assume some of them are good. #TrumpNarratesPlanetEarth

— JR CASTILLO (@jayrcastillo24) November 15, 2016

The ants work day in and day out. Building the wall to keep the brown beetle out. #TrumpNarratesPlanetEarth

— Headphanie's Lil Bro (@2ScoopsOfKrazee) November 15, 2016

I have a great relationship with the black rhinos. #TrumpNarratesPlanetEarth

— Lynleigh Mead (@lynleigh_mead) November 15, 2016