#TrumpYourThanksgiving Shows That We've Just About Had Our Fill Of Trump

The Table must always be a safe and special place. The Ham was rude last night to a good dish, Meat Pies. Apologize! #TrumpYourThanksgiving

— Ben Hooper (@BenHooperWrites) November 22, 2016

#TrumpYourThanksgiving The wishbone tradition is rigged, believe me. It's a disas- I WON... The wishbone tradition is genius.

— DaywalkerGingerballs (@Tinge_O_Ginge) November 22, 2016

Ask everyone to donate money to your charity, then spend it all on yourself at the #BlackFriday sales #TrumpYourThanksgiving

— Richard Hine (@richardhine) November 22, 2016

I could shoot a turkey in Times Square and people would still eat with me.#TrumpYourThanksgiving

— Randi Mayem Singer (@rmayemsinger) November 22, 2016

#TrumpYourThanksgiving If this turkey wasn't my dinner, I'd be dating it.

— Michael Vitti (@mvitti417) November 22, 2016

I like turkeys who weren't captured. #TrumpYourThanksgiving @HuffPostComedy

— G (@guilstevenson) November 22, 2016

Can you pass the basket of Deplorables? #TrumpYourThanksgiving

— Matt (@ChubbyWaiter) November 22, 2016

We must ban the Pilgrims from coming to our country. They are bringing disease & will probably kill all our turkeys. #TrumpYourThanksgiving

— Jeff Dwoskin (@bigmacher) November 22, 2016

#TrumpYourThanksgiving make a lot of promises about what you're going to bring and then show up with nothing

— M. (@Skyblumelon) November 22, 2016

"Pence told me several Native American casinos are NOT serving Thanksgiving dinner. Boycott them! Eat KFC instead." #TrumpYourThanksgiving pic.twitter.com/p49Z4npqJp

— Tommy Campbell (@MrTommyCampbell) November 22, 2016

#TrumpYourThanksgiving Comb-Over On The Cob

— 11saabman11 (@11saabman11) November 22, 2016

Instead of the wishbone, we each grab a limb of the KenBone. Now that's Bigly #TrumpYourThanksgiving

— Paul Chambers (@feedingtubepaul) November 22, 2016

You know I’m automatically attracted to beautiful turkeys—I just start gobbling them. #TrumpYourThanksgiving@HuffPostComedy

— Laurie Crosswell 🌞 (@lauriecrosswell) November 22, 2016

#TrumpYourThanksgiving
Get creative with all the trimmings. pic.twitter.com/8LJzsCwWxJ

— Tenement Sentiments (@goodjolt) November 22, 2016

This pie dough is too sticky. What should I use?

"WHITE FLOUR! WHITE FLOUR!"#TrumpYourThanksgiving @HuffPostComedy

— Richard Jeter (@MilesToGo13) November 22, 2016

[looks directly at Grandpa] "Stop it." #TrumpYourThanksgiving @HuffPostComedy

— Sean Marier (@839photo) November 22, 2016

#TrumpYourThanksgiving "Siri: what is giving?"

— BoycottTrumpism (@overfield_jay) November 22, 2016

#trumpyourthanksgiving pic.twitter.com/aHHLN1XiQQ

— Craig Peters (@LOHADdotcom) November 22, 2016

The concept of Thanksgiving was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. models non-competitive. #TrumpYourThanksgiving

— Joshua Michael (@TheeJFish) November 22, 2016

#TrumpYourThanksgiving The right way to handle a turkey is to grab it by the crotch pic.twitter.com/3aHgH3mjxr

— Odin Bocks (@Odinbocks) November 22, 2016

No, just no, why Thanksgiving ? It's weak. From now on, it's Thankstaking, and it starts now.
#TrumpYourThanksgiving

— FrenchToast (@NachoPotatoe) November 22, 2016

Guessing we won't run out of table clothes or napkins #TrumpYourThanksgiving pic.twitter.com/jHb9Z4UPBG

— MikeCheck (@mpcowen) November 22, 2016

#TrumpYourThanksgiving

Butterball is not sending us its best turkeys. They're bringing fat, cholesterol. And I assume some are good birds.

— Regi Brittain (@RegiBrittain) November 22, 2016

#TrumpYourThanksgiving All you losers are at the Kiddie Table. @HuffPostComedy pic.twitter.com/vG8vk5dEGN

— That Skinny Guy (@Billy_Pentz) November 22, 2016

"Drain the gravy boat!" #TrumpYourThanksgiving

— James Schlarmann (@JamboSchlarmbo) November 22, 2016

President Obama Pardons this Year's Thanksgiving Turkey...#TrumpYourThanksgiving @HuffPostComedy pic.twitter.com/0ZPUBF9fo0

— CK (@charley_ck14) November 22, 2016

Ginese food #TrumpYourThanksgiving

— Aaron Weinbaum (@aaronsayswhat1) November 22, 2016