On Tuesday, there were rumors that members of the GOP are creating AHCA 2.0, a sequel to the failed health care legislation that they’d hoped would replace Obamacare.
For this week’s HuffPost Comedy hashtag game, we thought we’d help Republicans do a better job of rolling out AHCA 2.0 by creating catchy taglines.
These are the best #AHCASequelTaglines that Twitter had to offer.
From the makers of We-Don't-Care, introducing F**king-Die-Already! #AHCASequelTaglines
— Jaime Lopez (@Lopeezie) April 4, 2017
We're Gonna Make You An Offer You Can't Afford...#AHCASequelTagLines @HuffPostComedy pic.twitter.com/sMIfcbBf41
— Apparently Jane (@spencedbyus) April 4, 2017
“Hello, my name is Paul Ryan. You killed my bill. Prepare to die.” #AHCASequelTagLines pic.twitter.com/Y1GRrjrzob
— St Peter (@stpeteyontweety) April 4, 2017
Nobody knew dying from preventable diseases could be so complicated.#AHCASequelTagLines
— Corey Miller (@StopEatingBees) April 4, 2017
We're gonna need a bigger cemetery! #AHCASequelTagLines
— Randi Mayem Singer (@rmayemsinger) April 4, 2017
This IS your second opinion. #AHCASequelTagLines @HuffPostComedy
— Patricia A. Smith (@nonconfromist) April 4, 2017
May the odds be ever in your favor! #AHCASequelTaglines @HuffPostComedy
— emceekayvee (@emceekayvee) April 4, 2017
The only true pre-existing condition...is fear #AHCASequelTagLines @HuffPostComedy
— Richard Jeter (@MilesToGo13) April 4, 2017
just because they serve you, doesn't mean they give a f*** about you #AHCASequelTagLines @HuffPostComedy
— View from my Office (@viewfrommyoffic) April 4, 2017
So many assholes were involved in making this bill, you'll think it was written by a proctologist*.
— Orangina Bo Beena (@LaNaranjaMala) April 4, 2017
*Also not covered. #AHCASequelTaglines
There's no maternity leave in baseball! #AHCASequelTagLines @HuffPostComedy pic.twitter.com/fL2qJ9VfjS
— Jillian (@Pheramuse) April 4, 2017
#AHCASequelTagLines Pay or Pray
— Mrs. Murphy (@MayMurphy13) April 4, 2017
He's back from Mar-a-Lago, with a few human rights to kill #AHCASequelTagLines
— Benjy Fleischhacker (@BenjyFleischha1) April 4, 2017
#AHCASequelTagLines
— Amy Bowden (@ogamyb) April 4, 2017
Just when you thought it was safe to go to the doctor...
#AHCASequelTaglines @HuffPostComedy pic.twitter.com/Dah3nxUIlE
— Preston Porter (@pr3ston) April 4, 2017
Once you Check up
— DiaryOf Anne Frank 2 (@JJonahWilder) April 4, 2017
You Never Check Out
#AHCASequelTaglines
The single prayer system. #AHCASequelTaglines
— Robert J Gorton (@threeseepeeyo) April 4, 2017
You Gotta Purdy Wallet #AHCASequelTagLines@HuffPostComedy pic.twitter.com/OCpOh2RinZ
— CK (@charley_ck14) April 4, 2017
"Ow, my back." #AHCASequelTaglines pic.twitter.com/8Ggqx4R1xO
— Sebastian Murdock (@SebastianMurdoc) April 4, 2017
BYE FELICIA (she’s dead now she had a pre-existing condition) #AHCASequelTaglines
— lauren ashley bishop (@sbellelauren) April 4, 2017
We all have to make sacrifices. #AHCASequelTagLines@HuffPostComedy pic.twitter.com/5KqeyRkjkV
— JekyllorHyde (@JekyllorHydecom) April 4, 2017
Open Up Your Mouth and Say AAAAAARRRRGGGHHHHH#AHCASequelTaglines
— Lucy Woodhull (@lucywoodhull) April 4, 2017
A little death never hurt anyonr. #AHCASequelTagLines
— Pat Mac McKenzie (@pat_4291_mac) April 4, 2017
