He won't win any awards for his angelic singing voice, but Bears fan Phil Guay certainly gets credit for venting his anger creatively.
On Sunday, just prior to the Bears' loss Monday -- their third in a row and their ninth of the season -- Guay uploaded to YouTube this Christmas carol collection parody, titled "A Very Angry Bears Fan Christmas."
The compendium includes such gems as "Cutler the Would-Be QB," a riff on "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer," and an ode to wide receiver Alshon Jeffery (not "Jeffries") sung to the tune of "Hark! The Herald Angels Sing."
But perhaps the highlight is the refrain from Guay's "Deck the Halls" cover, which explains that these tongue-in-cheek carols are a means for Guay to "save his mind":
Keep this up and we'll draft second,
Fail fail fail fail fail, fail fail fail fail.
Every game we watch the wreckage,
Fail fail fail fail fail, fail fail fail fail.
As fans, we wear our Bears apparel,
Fail fail fail fail fail, fail fail fail fail.
To save my mind I sing these carols,
Fail fail fail fail fail, fail fail fail fail.
Sorry, Guay. There's always next year. At least you can make this holiday season special by gathering the family by the fire and burning Jay Cutler jerseys.
H/T WGN-TV
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