08/24/2006 06:32 pm ET Updated May 25, 2011

Sermon in the Hills

Let me get this straight: Mel Gibson is apologizing to Hollywood's Jews one by one, instead of speaking to them all at once on Yom Kippur? Isn't that like buying retail when you can buy wholesale?

Now there's a sin that needs atoning for.

I, for one, am heartbroken when I think of what might have been (scroll down) ...