6 Emoticons for Bad Sex That Should Exist

You're in a place where people consume alcohol and listen to music. You see your friend leaving with a random woman. You know what that means right? It means he's going to have some sort of sexual relations with her.
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You've seen it before.

You're in a place where people consume alcohol and listen to music. You see your friend leaving with a random woman. You know what that means right? It means he's going to have some sort of sexual relations with her.

I really hope you knew that.

You're definitely excited for him (or at least you should be, because anyone who doesn't root for their boys to score with chicks is basically the worst guy ever), and your alcohol-addled mind wonders: Exactly what will happen between them?

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