A few months ago, Cap"n Crunch was outed as a liar and a fraud. Apparently, the stripes on his jacket indicated that he didn't hold the rank of a Captain, instead, he was a actually just a commander. In the weeks and months to follow, the story made national headlines, all-the-while the fictional cereal mascot took to social media to defend his honor.
A few months later, the Cap'n Crunch team reached out to us looking to settle the dust over the "controversy." We told them, "Only if you send Admiral Crunch himself to twerk on our office fridge."
Well, sure enough, the score is settled: