The 6 Craziest Food Stories Of The Week [THE KATCHUP]

Another week has passed on this big, weird, beautifulᅡᅠblue ball we call earth, and with it, a variety of odd, wild and amazing things YOUᅡᅠhumans have accomplished in the food world.
01/22/2016 05:01 pm ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Welcome to the Foodbeast Weekly Katchup! If you've been busy doing your job and doing your duty asᅡᅠa productive member of society, then this is for you.

Another week has passed on this big, weird, beautifulᅡᅠblue ball we call earth, and with it, a variety of odd, wild and amazing things YOUᅡᅠhumans have accomplished in the food world.

Take a look at the video above to see Foodbeast's take on all theseᅡᅠwacky shenanigans.

1. Starbucks Valentine's Day Frappuccinos

One bored
, and we can't thank him enough! These fun-to-look-at beverages come in Love Bean, Valentine and Java Bean flavors. Nothing says "I love you" to a loved one more than a colorful Frappuccino.

2. Cinnamon Bun Oreos

Oreo blew our minds this week with
. Admittedly, those colorsᅡᅠlook funky coming out of an Oreo package, but we know not to judge a cookie by its cover. These bad boys are about to take our taste buds for a joyride.

3. Trader Joe's Mini Sugar Churros

 

Everybody loves a good churro, but nobody goes crazy for all the preservatives and other junk found in them. So Trader Joe's went out and worked tirelessly to bring these mouth-watering bite-sized treats to the front of the line, and nobody is mad about it.

4. Punchy Taco Bell Exec Sues Uber Driver

Once again, Taco Bell douchebag extraordinaire Ben Golden ends up in the news, only this time, HE'S the one suing THE DRIVER. Crazy, right? Here's to hoping that the poor Uber driver involved in this story walks away with a W!

5. How To Have Anal Sex Explained By Fruits

Everybody wonders about anal sex from time to time, but is anyone ever brave enough to ask the necessary questions? Well, the brilliant minds over at Simple Pickup have found a fun, colorful and still slightly off-putting way to teach viewers the in's and out's (pun definitely intended) of anal sex.

 

6. Hexagonal Beer Pong Cups


Beer pong will never be the same again! Two former mechanical engineers decided to take their beer pong game to the next level when
, and you can bet your ass we're on board! Let's see what these bad boys can do!

By Sean Fahmy
Sean's favorite foods are hot wings, cheeseburgers, seafood and gummy candy. He will likely die from both diabetes and obesity, or "diabesity." He's cool with that.