05/05/2006 11:32 am ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Sounds Familiar...

Have you heard the big news? A member of one of America's most powerful political dynasties was caught drinking and driving! Even worse, it looks like he might have recieved special treatment from the authorities because of his family connections!

I agree that DUI is a big deal, but let's keep the faux outrage to a minimum, okay?