"I SAID YES!!! 😍😍😍😍😍💍💍💍💍 ❤️❤️❤️❤️ someone asked if I was alone for valentine’s day!!!"
"My dog sets an impossible bar for how I should greet my wife when she comes home."
"I was an only child to two hard working immigrant parents so, I called selfies 'pho-tos'"
"Just me making weird polite conversation with my husband in the backseat so our Uber driver doesn’t think we have a troubled marriage."
WHAT'S HAPPENING
"I’m bored. I think I’ll scare my husband and ask him where the drill is."
The onetime Trump lawyer slammed a judge and went to bat for his former client after Trump was ordered to pay $83.3 million to writer E. Jean Carroll.
"My 7yo just told me I 'breathed in a fussy way' if you want to know how the snow day with everyone home is going."
"Used my husband's body wash and forgot how to load the dishwasher."
"How ‘bout Amazon trucks that play music like ice cream trucks so my wife knows when to go running out to the curb."
"Yes, I know it’s cold but my kid won’t wear a coat. I am picking my battles. —a parenting memoir"