Rock, Paper, Scissors: A Dialogue -- The Season Finale

06/20/2012 05:21 pm ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

2012-03-16-RockPaperScissorsLogo.jpgSo, you think you're enlightened? So did our three intrepid inanimate objects at the end of our previous episode. But if you don't stay conscious, enlightenment can slip out of your grasp like, well, like something you can't hold onto.

This concept is demonstrated only too well in the season one finale of RPS, in which cynical Scissors learns that his fellow inanimate objects may need a little more schooling.

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