03/27/2012 03:25 pm ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Drag Ya Later with Jon & John on RuPaul's Drag Race Season 4, Ep. 9: Frock the Vote! (VIDEO)


"I can't get last night's Drag Race episode out of my head(wrap)!"

It's election season! We're all enduring tedious primaries and Santorum heinousness, and I'm already getting harassing phone calls from the DNC. (Listen, I'm a Democrat, and I support the Prez, but stop asking me for money every other day! And strangely, having dinner with Barack and Michelle is not a high priority for me.) So, bring on some real candidates we can get behind!

Yup, last night on RuPaul's Drag Race, the top five gals had to get political and pretend to be running for POTUS, complete with slogans, a platform, and a sassy little debate. Pundit/activist/author and It Gets Better honcho Dan Savage cruised by for some guest judging!

Jon Mallow and I have your weekly Drag Ya Later with Jon & John recap ready for you here. Expect wigs, a little bit of theatrics, a new appreciation for Chad Michaels, some stars and stripes, and... cleavage!

SPOILER ALERT: Fellow Americans, if you haven't yet watched this new red-white-and-blue episode of RuPaul's Drag Race, go to and catch up before you watch our recaps, because we're serving up some full disclosure of who won and who went home.