04/04/2014 12:18 pm ET Updated Apr 04, 2014

Jon Pylypchuk on the ImageBlog

my doctor is an asshole, 2010; Paint can, acrylic paint, expanding foam spray, spray paint, light bulbs, milk crate, 12 x 9 x 7 inches

In 2010 I went to the doctor for the first time in 4 years. He spent the whole 20 minutes talking about how he wanted to retire and become an artist. I tried to squeeze a couple of words in saying it is hard to be an artist and I wish I had become a doctor but he wouldn't really let me.