02/07/2011 01:04 pm ET Updated May 25, 2011

10 Unintentionally Creepy Vintage Valentine's Day Cards (VIDEO)

By no means do I consider myself an excessively quirky individual. Do I own vintage furniture and the odd needlepoint? Sure. Do I play the ukulele, blog about cupcakes, and wear clothing with bird prints on them to the Bust Craftacular each year? Fuck no. That said, I cannot resist a vintage Valentine. They are like pizza with a crack cocaine topping for my eyeballs! Here are 10 of my favorite retro valentines that will brighten your February with some kitschy treacle that could give Zooey Daschanel diabetes.