THE BLOG
11/29/2009 05:12 am ET Updated May 25, 2011

The Anti Public Option Pledge: No Health Care For Me!

Like my fellow American patriots, I refuse to sit by while the
Nazi Marxist President sends storm troops of Dr Mengeles to pull the
plug on millions of grannies. Just keep out of our persona lives. My
health care is my business and it's between me myself and I(nsurance
companies.) Up until yesterday, I was telling the government to stay
out of my granny's Medicare, which works just fine, thank you very
much. But I recently learned that Medicare is actually government
provided, public-option program (they're a sly, wily and sneaky bunch
of Jews, they are.) And, because I'm no hypocrite, I'm putting my
money where my mouth is and un-enrolling Granny from Medicare. If
Medicare spreads to younger people, I will reject all benefits. My
fellow Americans who say no to government takeover of our lives and
organs, won't you please join me in my boycott of government funded
health insurance? Sign the NO PUBLIC OPTION pledge!

 

For those of us on Medicare or with a family member on Medicare:

I ______

oppose the Nazi-Communist
infiltration of my personal life via Medicare, and thus reject all
Medicare benefits for myself and my family.

For those of us on state-run health programs:

I ________

oppose the Nazi-Communist government
infiltration of our personal lives via Medicaid and such (low-income
programs often going by innocent-sounding names like Healthy Citizen,
Health Plus, Family Health, etc) and thus reject benefits from such
programs for myself and my family.

For those of us on VA
healthcare or with loved ones on VA healthcare:

I
___________

oppose the Nazi-Communist government infiltration of
our personal lives via VA healthcare,
and thus reject VA benefits for myself and/or my family members.

 

For Congressmen and Senators opposed to the public option:

I ____________

oppose
the Nazi-Communist government infiltration of our personal lives, and
thus reject the health insurance provided to me by the U.S.
government .

LET'S NOT STOP WITH ILLNESS-RIGHTS

It is not enough to say no to the government's control of our
illness-related rights. We must stop government takeovers wherever
they exist, from sea to sea, from shore to shore. If not us, then
who? If not now, then when?

Look for our next series of pledges.

For now, consider signing this one, which applies to all of us.

 

I ____________

oppose the Nazi-Communist government infiltration
into my transit freedoms and thus

refuse to drive on county,
state, or inter-state highways.