THE BLOG
10/08/2014 05:17 pm ET Updated Dec 07, 2014

How I Finally Became Happy All of the Time

Happiness is such a big topic these days. How do we become and actually stay happy? After years of studying and reading about happiness I'm delighted to report that I have not only reached complete happiness, but I also continue to sustain it every single day of my life, and it wasn't nearly as difficult as I thought!

You see, human brains are wired to experience the entire range of emotions. It is necessary to feel sadness just as much as it is to feel joy in this life. Unfortunately, sadness is not fun. When we experience sadness, we are not living our best life, which is what we deserve to be living every single moment of our lives.

I found myself becoming very frustrated because even though I was happy for the majority of my time, I would still find myself having sad emotions when hearing tragic stories or watching the news. It just wasn't right, and I knew I had to make a change. Life is short and I will not spend it being anything but happy!

After doing a lot of research, I learned the only way to experience pleasant emotions one hundred percent of the time was to have my brain removed and replaced with a robot brain that is wired for complete happiness.

Yes, that's right.

I became a robot.

The surgery was wonderful and there was absolutely no pain. I was in the hospital for about three months afterwards, and every minute of it was pure bliss. I now feel happy all of the time and have no regrets or emotional scars of any kind. When I watch the news, I feel happy. When I have a stressful day at work, I am elated. When my friend tells me a sad story, I cry tears of joy. There is zero sadness. It is wonderful.

Is this procedure right for everyone? I can't answer that question, but I do know that it was right for me. It all depends on whether you want to completely eliminate sadness from your life or if you are okay being a little sad sometimes. It's up to you, but for me the answer was a total no-brainer.

Happy trails to you and yours! I am just having the best day!!!!!!