I'm so excited for the first season of Looking, HBO's new series about gay pals in San Francisco, that I've decided to help the writers out. In this edition of Weeklings!, I'm offering some tips on gay dialogue -- namely, how not to write it. Here are a bunch of things no gay man has ever said or will ever say. Apologies in advance to Ann Coulter, whose feelings should always be considered.
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