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Eric Adams, a state senator from Brooklyn, has posted a new video online that shows parents how to search their children's bedrooms for drugs. Suggested search costumes include Narc Santa Claus and Narc Easter Bunny.
A California lawmaker has proposed a bill to ban employers from firing qualified medical-marijuana users who use the drug outside work. The bill is titled Don't Ask, Don't Tell, Don't Fire, Don't Smell.
A new survey shows that less than 15 percent of the hundreds of thousands of people who contribute to Wikipedia are women. Or, looking at it another way -- 85% of women have better things to do than contribute to Wikipedia.
According to officials, fraud and mismanagement at Afghanistan's largest bank has resulted in 900 million dollars in losses. A Pentagon official commented, "Amateurs!"
A high school student in Florida was arrested last week after he brought marijuana-laced cookies to school and shared them with two unsuspecting classmates. The student was charged with "Not bringing enough for the rest of the class."
A man in Germany has won a Mini Cooper by having the word "Mini" tattooed on his penis. Wow, talk about motivation for staying out of prison!
In reaction to the massive protests in his country, Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak announced Tuesday that he would not seek re-election in September. Mubarak added that he is not a crook and he did not have sexual relations with that woman.
The Army has begun experimenting with heavy silk underwear to find a way to protect soldiers' genitals from bombs. To protect against hand grenades, the Army is currently testing a heavy lace bustier.
A team of physicists in Europe have developed a "cloak of invisibility." The first order for one has been placed by Egypt's President Hosni Mubarak.
The Prime Minister of Singapore gave his annual Chinese New Year speech Wednesday and urged people in his country to reproduce in the Year of the Rabbit. And as we all know, there's nothing hotter than government-ordered sex.