02/15/2013 12:30 pm ET Updated Apr 17, 2013

I Will Stand and Fight for My 2nd Amendment Rights to Own a Tank, a Drone and a Nuclear Missile!

"[T]ens of millions of Americans are already preparing to Stand and Fight to protect their families and homes...During the second Obama term... Latin American drug gangs have invaded every city of significant size in the United States... [T]he border today remains porous not only to people seeking jobs in the U.S., but to criminals whose jobs are murder, rape, robbery and kidnapping. Ominously, the border also remains open to agents of al Qaeda and other terrorist organizations... A heinous act of mass murder -- either by terrorists or by some psychotic who should have been locked up long ago -- will be the pretext to unleash a tsunami of gun control. No wonder Americans are buying guns in record numbers right now, while they still can and before the choice of which firearm is right for their family is taken away forever."

Wayne LaPierre, CEO of the NRA

Wayne, I'm listening... I'm scared... And I'm ready to stand and fight!

I'm scared that my meager arsenal of three shotguns, four semi-automatic handguns, five semi-automatic rifles and 200 clips holding 100 rounds each won't have enough fire power to protect me and my family from Mexican drug gangs, al Qaeda terrorists and Barack Hussein Obama's jackbooted storm troopers coming to confiscate my weapons under the pretext of gun control.

As you say, Wayne, it's my choice which "firearm is right" for my family. And given the threats from drug gangs, terrorists and Obama's tsunami of gun control, which the NRA wisely warns us against, I believe a tank, a drone and a nuclear missile are right for us.

When a Mexican drug gang charges up the dead-end street where I live to rape my wife and kidnap my family, an arsenal of semi-automatic weapons won't be enough for me to be safe. But if I can make it to the garage and fire up an Abrams A1 tank, I can hold off a virtual army of dark-skinned drug thugs.

And those al Qaeda terrorist streaming across the border left defenseless by that Kenyan Muslim Obama -- I don't want to wait for them to make their way up from the Mexico to Los Angeles to unleash mass murder. With my very own drone, I can sit in the comfort of my living room and take them out before they make it across the border.

And finally, when Obama uses some "heinous act of mass murder" as a pretext to send troops to confiscate these weapons, I can fire a nuclear missile on Camp Pendleton before they even leave their base.

As the Second Amendment clearly states, "The right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed." (Forget that part about a "well regulated militia." The Founders didn't mean anything by that.)

Every American citizen has the right to bear the arms of their choosing. And if it's not limited to the muskets that existed when the Constitution was written, what right does the government have to keep me from owning a tank, a drone or a nuclear missile? They're all "arms" and I have the right as a patriotic American to choose which arms are right for me and my family.

Wayne -- If Barack Hussein Obama wants to try to take them away, I'm ready to stand and fight!!!