09/28/2009 05:12 am ET Updated May 25, 2011

This Preposterous Week In Review

Anderson, Pastor Steve

• belief of that "every homosexual in the world is a deviant, is evil and is a predator"

prayers of for the death of President Obama

• sermon entitled "Why I Hate Barack Obama" is delivered by so rabidly that one can imagine the spittle flying from the lips of

Bachmann, Representative Michele
• supporters of are urged by to defeat health-care reform by praying and fasting

Barton, Mischa
• evident assumption by that people are total imbeciles who'll believe anything

Calley, William
40-years-late apology is offered by

Cheney, Dick
claims by that the release of CIA documents would prove that the Bush Administration's enhanced interrogation techniques worked are, unsurprisingly, not borne out by release of said documents
• Obama is accused by of -- oh, this is sweet -- politicizing the Justice Department

• approved enhanced interrogation techniques of included "prolonged diapering"

Dowd, Maureen
• bloggers who post snarky things on the Internet without signing their names are scolded by

Dunne, Dominick
death of at the age of 83

Ebert, Roger
30 years of sobriety are chronicled by

Greenwich, Ellie
death of at the age of 68

For much more, including John McCain spilling water on himself and more quitting by Sarah Palin, click here.