Pop quiz:
Who has better hair than Sarah Palin, also seems to believe their proximity to another country makes them qualified to run a country and who, judging by the amount of untrue and contradictory statements they've said on the issue, might have a "secret plan" written on the palm of their hand?
If you guessed Texas Governor Rick "Most Likely to Secede" Perry, then you'd get an A+, which is a better grade than most Texas students are getting these days after Governor Perry's rejection of government funds destined for Texas classrooms.
Folks, it's serious down here. If you thought George W. Bush was bad, please consider the following: Governor Perry is the Joker to Bush's Lex Luthor.
In Perry's latest campaign stunt, Texans get to bear witness to a campaign move with tragic, costly repercussions. Perry is serving up Republican surf and turf -- anti-immigration and homeland security -- in a new "secret plan" to increase border security due to rising border crime rates. The only problem? As the McAllen Monitor reported Thursday, local police officials are saying that Perry's claims of spillover violence are "ridiculous." Even Republican Senator John Cornyn told reporters at one point during a conference call that "As far as the Texas border is concerned, we have not had spillover violence, per se."
The McAllen Monitor pointed out additional inconsistencies in Perry's quixotic efforts:
"How many Americans will have to die before our federal government takes serious action along the Texas-Mexico border?" Perry said in a statement issued Monday. "For years, they have failed in their vital duty to secure the border, resulting in escalating violence."
Meanwhile, during campaign stops as recent as last week, he continues to tout a 60 percent drop in border crime overseen by his administration.
Describing the border region as plagued by drug violence has needlessly scared residents of the area while contributing to misperceptions in the rest of the country about the realities in the region, Hidalgo County Sheriff Lupe Treviño said.
"How can you claim that the crime rate in this whole area has dropped, while at the same time saying that crime is out of control?" he said. "Explain that to me."