08/29/2012 06:14 pm ET Updated Oct 29, 2012

The Todd Akin Perspective on Women's Rights: A Song (VIDEO)

Can't find the time to watch the Republican National Convention this evening? Do you, like Todd Akin, believe in the miracle of a woman's body and the beauty of the government's right to control it? Well, here's Akin's perpective on women's rights, in one minute, set to music. Please share it with all your patriotic loved ones, born and unborn. And, if you act now, you can get VIP seating in heaven if you post this on the walls of all the Godless heathens who, regrettably, are in your life.

Watch it here!