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01/26/2016 10:11 am ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Political Would You Rather

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We are given options in the life. Should I have yogurt or cereal for breakfast? Should I go out or stay in? Should I apologize for accidentally sending a dick pic to my boss or send three more in order to establish dominance? Choice is seen as a great freedom but it can also be a major burden, especially in a political context. As always, I'm trying to help you. I have gathered the almost infinite number of choices we are faced with everyday and narrowed them down to simple, binary options.

Would you rather...

Read a speech to your college/office written by Sarah Palin (you cannot explain yourself to anyone after)

OR

Have Donald Trump write love letters to your crush?

Would you rather...

Be a fish in the Flint river

OR

Be the only woman living in a fraternity house?

Would you rather...

Be the moderator at the Republican debates

OR

Moderate your family's holiday meal arguments?

Would you rather...

Always be as tired as Ben Carson

OR

Always be as grumpy as Bernie Sanders

Would you rather...

Have the survival chances of a Game of Thrones character

OR

Have the survival chances of a black man in a routine police stop?