10/04/2013 08:27 am ET Updated Dec 04, 2013

VIDEO: What Is Portland, Oregon?

Even with all the media Portland, Ore. gets, many people still have no idea just what the heck it even is. Luckily, Disalmanacarian Scott Bateman has 30 seconds of fact-like facts about this bustling metropolis!

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