07/30/2015 01:11 pm ET Updated Jul 30, 2016

Donald Trump, You're Hired El Presidente!

Donald Trump is just flyin' up those polls! Such an unexpected surprise and I couldn't be happier. We need more hate and nastiness in our elections to keep people honest...he'll be a great president. The GOP should be happy as clams. Who needs Spanish when everyone can speak English? Who needs immigrants when we can have no immigrants? Seems logical to me!


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