03/19/2014 08:32 am ET Updated May 19, 2014

Marijuana, Health Care, and Putin's Win -- Quickie News!

Here are three stories filling up your news feed:

Congrats to Vladimir Putin! His voter tampering has succeeded! (It's easy to vote the "right" way when you've got a gun pointed at your head). Just another day of democracy-in-action for good ol' Vlad.

Hurry to get your health care! Obama is talking to anyone who will listen to make sure you sign up. He even chatted with Ryan Seacrest and Zach Galifianakis... because nothing says health care like the Hollywood bourgeoisie!

Colorado is cashing in when it comes to the legalization of marijuana. There's some serious money being made by the state, pizza parlors and girl scouts! Should be fun to watch as more states move toward legalization:)

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