11/20/2009 01:23 pm ET Updated May 25, 2011

Advice to Women: You're Better off Without Medical Care

This past week women learned from a task force (consisting of no doctors) that those under the age of 50 should hold off on getting mammograms. 

An unrelated finding, this from the American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists, is that pap test screenings are best postponed until after the age of 21 and be done less frequently.

Other task groups will surely announce that since women have a longer life expectancy and tolerate illness better than men, they should be denied medical care.  Diagnostic tests for women may, in fact, be a frivolous luxury that's been adding to the burden on our already strained economy.    

Moving women out of doctors' offices will free up physicians to be available to help men whose erections are lasting over four hours.