10/19/2012 01:47 pm ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

30-Second Denver Voter Guide

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We talk about Larry Flynt and Denver schools for some reason.

On this week's podcast, we present our special "30-second Denver voter guide," in which we each attempt to explain each of the big initiatives on this year's ballot in under half a minute. Go ahead and tear up your blue book right now and use it for rolling papers. We get crazy verbally informative on Colorado's Amendment 64, Amendment 65, and Denver's 2A, 3A and 3B. Reading is for A-holes.


Joel, Ron, Jared and Josh also discuss the big questions on the minds of Colorado voters: Why do shelter dogs suck at headbanging? Will Larry Flynt invite us to to his Aspen crash pad after his purchase of New Frontier Media? Does anyone know for sure if Cherry Hills Village actually exists?

Musical Break: "Man on the Stairs" by The Classical

Join us for Love+Hate Fest on Tuesday, October 23 from 6-9 p.m. at Illegal Pete's Lodo. It's a party, not a podcast -- drink specials, giveaways, and entertainment celebrating Denver and our 100th episode. Come share your Denver loves and hates with some of Denver's most notable musicians, comedians, writers and more.

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