Bison
Look at Mama Bison go!
The National Park Service is stuck following a program it doesn't even like.
Another visitor said she was tempted to try to help the calf, too.
Her previous owner described her as "like a precious gigantic dog."
WHAT'S HAPPENING
Don't mess with this little bison.
We love our new national mammal, but is this really all Congress can do?
"Functioning ecosystems with large predators and large herbivores are just bloody marvelous."
Sparky was scorched across his hump and leg.
Bet your boss hasn't HERD this excuse before.