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After crashing into a storefront, a runaway alleged drunk driver was pursued by the chef and relentlessly pecked by the fleet-footed bird.
The large ostrich-like bird was eventually captured and returned to its owner.
The large bird had been evading would-be captors in two North Carolina counties since June.
The 5-foot-tall bird is winged and possibly dangerous.
WHAT'S HAPPENING
Now the birds are being moved to a new home because emus are banned in Galveston, Texas.
The adorably odd couple, who are named Jack and Diane, bonded together on an abandoned farm and were miserable when they were separated.
Don't mess with this fowlsome foursome.