Florida Man
Police said the suspect wanted to speak to a manager.
When the deputy asked the suspect how “a parent of a small child would explain the meaning of the words,” Dillon Shane Webb said “it would be up to the parent.”
The suspect denies stealing $300 in goods and blames the arrest on a "commercial dispute."
The word "kindness" was written on the weapon.
WHAT'S HAPPENING
One Florida Man told Desi Lydic the water makes the state weird. Another one suspected alcohol is more likely.
It used to be all fun and games, this Florida Man stuff.
Prosecutors say Dustin Hughes left four profane voicemail messages at a Pembroke Pines mosque.
This might be the most Florida story ever.
That's one way of making your point.
He allegedly used a butter knife for the break-in.