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“Never in the history of the Duesseldorf customs office has a trail of slime led us to smuggled goods,” spokesman Michael Walk told the media.
Well, that's one way to fight rising gas prices.
The cake was meant to replace the one baked by Meri Mion's mom that was eaten by hungry American soldiers in the waning days of World War II.
BMW and Volkswagen have warned that Russia’s invasion of Ukraine is causing shortages of some vital components, forcing them to reduce vehicle production in Europe.
Labradors may still be top dog, but poodles are back into the American Kennel Club’s top five most popular dog breeds for the first time in nearly a quarter-century.
The women involved in the food fight will have to pay thousands of dollars in fines or stew behind bars a few months more.
The suspect told police he wanted to make sure to get to the driving test on time.
The 66-year-old told a regional court in Munich that he performed the procedures at the men’s request.
The German Chancellor let out a theatrical scream after a rainbow lorikeet pecked her hand.
The 18-year-old suspect allegedly put a quote from the German dictator under the photo of an unsuspecting classmate.