Grandparenting
Don't fall for phony remedies — here's what actually works to ditch the dimpling.
WHAT'S HAPPENING
I spent a lot of time wondering why you did all these things and how I could get you to ease up. I know grandmothers are supposed to "spoil the kids," then send them home, but you were... ridiculous. Until you were gone.
The major criterion for inclusion in this set of questions was that they test knowledge of things that children could not possibly have learned first hand.