holiday cards

Roses are red, violets are blue... This poem about politicians' holiday cards is for you.
Because Hallmark cards don't always capture the chaos and emotions.
"Our only hope is that she never gets married so this can continue forever."
"All I want for Christmas is you ... naked." 💌💋
Why celebrate one holiday when you can celebrate two?!
Who wants to kiss under the mistletoe when you have wine and Netflix?