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Insert your own memory foam joke here.
But in hindsight, it probably wasn't the best spot.
"I thought this was a friendly (way) to remind the world not to talk to me from the left."
Run, pooch, run!
WHAT'S HAPPENING
Get your mind out of the gutter, Internet.
Like many of us, kitty is surrounded by the coffee chain.
The owner's dad thought the pooch had made a clean getaway -- then he found him in the dishwasher.
"I looked to my left, and saw these words painted all across my mirror."
Nasra?! Is that really you?!