late show
Abort, Stephen! Abort!!
"I realize I'm not Dave, but I'm not an animal."
"You're not ugly enough, and I'm not hot enough to pull these jokes off."
WHAT'S HAPPENING
"Why is it so easy to buy bullets when I have to show three forms of ID to buy Sudafed?"
For once, Colbert was pretty speechless.
And then tried to beat her at her own game.
You just got served, vegetarians, and we're not talking about tofu dogs.
It's a wonderful impression.