The Masters

The Canadian won a six-man playoff just to qualify for the Valero Texas Open. Then he secured the victory for a huge payday and an entry into the Masters.
Man Kaur, a Sikh centenarian, just won (another) track and field competition.
Officials won't dilly-dally enforcing a ban on yelling the Bud Light catch-phrase.
"As educators, rather than raising your voices over the rustling of our chains, take them off."
And tells us when we can expect new music from Lady Antebellum!
Willett is only the second Englishman to win the coveted Green Jacket.