Masturbation
"He had his penis exposed outside of his pants and was physically masturbating."
The incident happened "in the middle of the day for the entire street to see."
Ménage à moi. Womansplaining. Checking the undercarriage.
Traces of the virus can be found in semen six months later.
WHAT'S HAPPENING
As indecent exposure cases go, this one is a whopper.
It's all about the ménage à moi.
Good, good, good, good vibrations.
The suspect told police he had consumed 18 beers before the party
Third time is not the charm for this guy
"He's always the same, he never complains, when I want another."