Michigan State University
"And because you’ve messed up my life, I’m going to do my best to mess up yours."
Rest in peace to the ever-humble Flip Saunders.
Timothy Fagin ran a red light while chasing a driver who wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Meanwhile, a white cop wasn't punished for accidentally killing two K9 dogs.
WHAT'S HAPPENING
The commander-in-empathy had a word with Michigan coach Jim Harbaugh.
Always take care of the football.
But the university isn't hiding its annoyance with the lengthy investigation.