Penis
"Some hope to father children. I think that is a realistic goal."
But did it end up getting eaten?
We found the lost boys.
"You were so convincing in your cruel deception," judge says.
WHAT'S HAPPENING
"I know I'd go to the old lady with the shocked face."
"I want to bring hope," she says.
"This is what happens when you hire a manscaper instead of a landscaper."
Funds raised so cancer awareness doesn't get the shaft.
'Thanks for f--king us this season."
"Harry stuffed his d**k hastily back into his jeans and tried to look innocent."