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"Some hope to father children. I think that is a realistic goal."
"You were so convincing in your cruel deception," judge says.
"I know I'd go to the old lady with the shocked face."
"This is what happens when you hire a manscaper instead of a landscaper."
Funds raised so cancer awareness doesn't get the shaft.
"Harry stuffed his d**k hastily back into his jeans and tried to look innocent."